Okay, before I leave you all for the weekend I must share this site with you. It is the creepiest thing. Amusing in its ridiculousness.
1. First go to brawny’s home page. Brawny is a popular Paper Towel/Toilet paper brand in the States at least. Their long-reigning icon is a beefy looking guy that’s been replaced recently with a softer, genlter brunette.
Note the 3rd column called Innocent Escapes.
2. Click on the Innocent Escapes and choose your connection speed. The dial-up is funny too but click the Hi-Speed ones and even more hilarity will ensue!
3. Click on any of the Pre-Made or Custom greetings.
Tell me if that doesn’t give you the heebie-jeebies. I don’t know if they’re trying to be funny or if they’re serious. Either way, I couldn’t stop laughing.